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You might not have recognized us -- in our heels and coiffed hair, minus the helmets, sweaty pads, and purple bruises -- but it was us... the one-and-only Texas Rollergirls at our Third Annual Whammy Awards. Momo's Club never looked so good.

Big kisses of thanks to all the fans, friends, and family who joined in our celebration. And a standing O (That's ovation, y'all. Tsk, tsk.) to all of the evening's award recipients. Every Texas Rollergirl is a winner, but some of 'em got to take home a trophy, too.

League Awards
These awards are voted on by the entire league and recognize the best performances of the 2005 season.

MVP: Bloody Mary, Hell Marys	Miss Texas Rollergirl: Hydra, Hotrod Honeys
Blocker of the Year (tie): Derringer, Honky Tonk Heartbreakers & 8 Track, Hotrod Honeys	Pivot of the Year: Slim Kickins: Honky Tonk Heartbreakers
Jammer of the Year: Cat Tastrophe, Hotrod Honeys	Most True to Her Name: Crazy Duke, Honky Tonk Heartbreakers
Fashion Flair Extraordinaire: Buckshot Betsy, Honky Tonk Heartbreakers	Workhorse (in a good way): 8 Track, Hotrod Honeys
Best Rookie: Rebellika, Hotrod Honeys	One to Watch: Ellis Dee, Hustlers
Best Legs: Voodoo Doll, Hotrod Honeys	Most Feared: 8 Track, Hotrod Honeys
Best Fight: Bettie Rage versus the Hell Marys, Featuring Anna Mosity	#1 Fan: Kumbala, Longbranch Innn

Fan Awards
These honors are voted on by Texas Rollergirls fans -- our toughest critics and our most loving supporters.

Texas Rollergirl you most want to land in your lap: Buckshot Betsy, Honky Tonk Heartbreakers	Fan Favorite: Melicious, Hotrod Honeys
Most Under-Rated: Kitty Kitty Bang Bang, Hotrod Honeys	Wicked, Mean & Nasty: Vendetta Von Dutch, Hotrod Honeys
Favorite Band: Karaoke Apocalypse with the Dead Motley Sex Maidens & Nashville Pussy	Golden Mic Award: Whiskey L'Amour

2006 Predicted Champions: Hotrod Honeys

Team Awards
The Team Awards are voted on by the entire league, and honor skaters who make above-and-beyond contributions to their teams.

Stats Awards
Presented by our statisticians, the Stats Awards are based on pure numbers. And these girls are all hot numbers!

Statistical Best Blocker: 8 Track, Hotrod Honeys	Statistical Best Pivot: Slim Kickins, Honky Tonk Heartbreakers
Statistical Best Jammer: Dinah-Mite, Hustlers	Statistical Most Penalties: Bloody Mary, Hell Marys

Kisses & Kicks
These amazing women unlaced their derby skates for the last time at the end of the 2005 season. Now that they're retired, they can enjoy cold Lone Star and cheer (and jeer) at the bouts.

The Wrench, Hell Marys Anna Mosity, Hell Marys Strawberry, Hell Marys Annie Social, Hell Marys Princess Slaya, Hustlers Barbie Crash, Honky Tonk Heartbreakers Hot Wheels, Penalty Princess

Welcome Aboard!
These incredible ladies are the newest members of the Texas Rollergirls, and we're happy to have 'em.

Apocalippz, Hell Marys Disharmony, Hell Marys Miso Fresh, Hustlers Moonshine, Honky Tonk Heartbreakers Rollin' Sweet, Hustlers Smaximaz, Hell Marys