 PUSSY VELOUR #74 
Born and raised by a family of CIA operatives, it seemed that Pussy Velour had a pre-destined future as a super sleuthing, ass kicking, secret agent. As a young girl, Pussy suffered rigorous training schedules in order to master the many arts of war. And finally, after many late nights, she became a highly trained, full-on deadly, international intelligence spy. Pussy traveled the globe (heavily disguised), uncovering secret plots of mass destruction and mayhem ... laying down the smack and taking out jive turkeys with her swift and powerful kung-fu blows. Pussy's reputation for hardcore action earned her much recognition and respect from her brothers and sisters within the CIA. However, after some time, Pussy tired of the fast-paced, undercover lifestyle and busting up bad guys just didn't turn her on anymore. Conflicted, but determined to do it her way, she turned in her badge and gun and headed to Austin to make a new life for herself. One night while discovering her new found freedom in a local bar, she happened to stumble into a group of bad mama-jama's on roller skates known only as the Hustlers. Pussy watched from afar as the heavily intoxicated women lit up the floor with their funky dance moves. Mesmerized by the purple and silver reflections from the disco ball, she was suddenly inspired. Pussy had found all that she had been looking for and more! She approached the oh-so shiny ladies on skates and the rest is roller derby history, baby! |